Have you ever heard someone use the phrase “make sure to get my good side” when having their picture taken? Unless there was an obvious scar or eye-patch or something, I always thought this was total crap because human beings have this nifty biological phenomenon known as bilateral symmetry.
I got to wondering, since so many other people apparently have a good side, and therefore a bad side… which side is my better half? I really had no idea from looking in a mirror, so I decided to let the good people at hotornot.com make the decision. As you can see, my left side is exactly 0.2% hotter than the left. However, the fact that both were rated over a 9 gives me a little less confidence in the system.
So there you have it… next time you take my picture, please try and capture my left side for maximum hotness.
I find your left side to be mirthful and spontaneous while the right is introspective and contemplative. Hannah should thank her lucky stars she pulled in a high nine.
I seem to recall the survey regarding the emoticon issue in which Grant tampered with the results…. Grant, have you been loading the tally on hotornot?
Ryan, all these years being your friend and I never realized I was friends with someone who was hotter than 97% of the population. Or maybe (like I think Jimmy Jack has noted) Grant is hot for you and thus tampering with results. Grant?
Why am I getting called out in this blog? Can’t we put the focus back where it belongs…on the two hemispheres of Ryan’s face? Why must we immediately assume that I have some sort of deviant involvement with this? Why is Ryan wearing an undershirt? I thought Hot or Not was about seduction. Polo is ok, but it must be unbuttoned all the way, and show as much hamburger as it can. Coach Thompson would be disappointed. And, for all of you nay-say dissenters, I actually prefer the right side of Ryan’s face.
Apparently my sister Hannah dates a comedian!