Congrats to Kurtis Denton – the 2007 Air Hockey Champion!!
“It wasn’t easy de-throning Jimmy-Jack, but someone had to do it”* said Denton amidst the chaos of celebration. Denton was on a roll all night as not a single player was able to score even one goal against him until deep in the tournament when Jason Shelfer scored just one, but was unable to hold off a determined Denton.
In the final round, tournament veteran Ryan Atnip appeared to have revenge on his mind, as he handed Denton his first loss of the night. However, in the second game, Denton was able to get re-gain his composure and claim victory, and the $25,000,000 prize. When asked about his victory Denton said “I know I’ll have a target on my back next time but think I can handle it. Bring it on.”*
*Kim Cory’s heart crushing loss to her relentless significant other, Kevin.
*Shannon Saylor scoring 10+ goals against Fatt Matt.
*Jimmy-Jack’s hot wings
*Brothers torn apart as Grant and Drew face off early in the evening.
*Me being the very first person to be completely eliminated from the tournament.
Grant and Drew facing off in what was one of the more entertaining matches of the evening.
Jimmy-Jack frying up some of his homemade hot wings.
Atnip once again made it to the final round, but just as last year – was unable to bring home the bacon. While his girlfriend Jennifer was disappointed with the loss, she said she had no intentions of leaving him.*
Kurtis Denton, the story of the night. Nearly invincible on all fronts, no one was able to chip away at his confidence and intense skillz on the table.
*all quotes fabricated by the author.
Nippy sucks, he is really the only one who can beat me. And Yes, he has proven that.
I see nothing about my stunning good looks!!!
Oh, I’m so sad I had to miss it!